Reblogged from fangirlingpuggle
This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.
like REEEEEEAAAALLY FUCKING QUEER
Reblogged from fangirlingpuggle
This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.
Reblogged from pistachiosoda
the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling “assorted animals” and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
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learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.
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milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like
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owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.
the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
Fun Fact!
Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.
dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞
Reblogged from gaygollum
angella’s last words being to take care of each other and adora only focusing on the fact that she needs to take care of glimmer… adora always ready to be the hero even if it means sacrificing herself, especially if it means sacrificing herself, because she doesn’t know how else to feel useful… goddd